She is not just the best Planet Coaster mascot, she is a living nightmare. I am definitely distracted by Cosmic Cow. Every day can be as spooky as Halloween with the Spooky Town mod, one of the best custom creations ever made for Planet Coaster. That's what mascots are supposed to do: distract you from the unpleasant elements of the theme park, and nothing distracts someone from unpleasantness like something even more unpleasant. As she hops about on her sore and stinging mammary glands to the delight of humans who will never and can never fully comprehend her suffering, I can only imagine all the dirt, grime, sharp pebbles, loose change, broken glass, and remnants of park visitor vomit being ground into the leathery flesh of her aching, swollen organ as the days and nights wear on.
She bounces around the park on her own swollen, distended, no doubt aching udder, the tender pink flesh repeatedly squashed, stretched, and compressed, her thick, murky milk sloshing around inside.
When I gaze at her, I only think of her as Cosmic Cow, a real creature. She's horrifying in a way that makes me forget she's just someone wearing a costume. That’s why Cosmic Cow is the best Planet Coaster mascot. Even the finest costume and the most magnificent performance can't distract me from the fact that there is an underpaid and extremely sweaty human being inside who would most likely prefer to be anywhere else. No really, it is.Truth be told, I find mascots kind of disturbing. It also takes away other coaster limits such as speed. Thanks to Planet Coaster’s blueprints, copy and pasting your way to a beautiful, fully-functioning park is easy. You can make the tracks for a coaster any size you want. Related: for more creativity run amok, check out the best Minecraft mods. You can add those cool chain chompers to the scenery now. I decided to do a small mini series where I will create a Mack Xtreme Spinning Coaster In Planet Coaster It will feature 5 inversions, 2 launches, and speed. It is actually Bowser’s castle.This mod adds scenery pieces to your park to recreate Bowser's Castle.
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